The Morals to the Dark Angel Episodes:

Pilot: Cats tend to show up around dinner. Especially if you break into their house first.

Flushed: Typtophan is really spinach.

CREAM: Don't trust your VCR on Halloween. (okay so I never saw it!)

411 on the DL: Farting butterflys might be the reason your coffee tastes like goat piss.

Prodigy: Jude will be able to trick his new foster parents into going to McDonalds because he is so smart. (so not really a moral, don't bother me)

Cold Comfort: Max learned how to escape from jail by watching The Goonies.

BBWW: You shouldn't leave you window open if you don't want visitors.(and SK should've made some smart ass crack about the cheesy dream sequence *shrugs*)

Out: When some girls don't eat dinner, they get real cranky.

Red: People who don't see a gunshot wound as a blood causing injury are harder to babysit than your average 2 year old.

Art Attack: Hakuna Matata won't change your mind about taking a header into the no parking zone.

Rising: Max doesn't always look good in red.

TKAA: You have to actually turn on the oven.

Female Trouble: Just because you live in a penthouse, doesn't mean you don't have upstairs neighbors.

Haven: Drinking exessive amounts of milk will improve your pool playing and your ass kicking ability!

Shorties in Love: Rats like cold showers and they want you to enjoy them too.

Pollo Loco: All chickens speak spanish.

IAIAAC: After you finish destroying your reporter friend's immortal car and the evil hoverdrone from hell that was sent to kill him and shoot out your insane friend, who's name you don't know yet's, super exo-skeleton, make sure you have a ride waiting for you.

Hit a Sista Back: When you make up a fairy tale w/ Donald Lydecker as the evil king, it won't end happily ever after.

Meow: Hormonally immbalanced mutants in Aztecs make the windows foggy.

AJBAC: There really is an eye in team!

Season 2!
Designate This: Manticore is spelled "manitcore" in french.

Bag 'Em: Max should not be allowed to name anyone. Ever.

Proof of Purchase: Monty Cora is better! (okay you can hit me for that one; bad!)

Radar Love: Make sure the ladder is securly on the building before spying on freaky, ugly people with giant worts coming out of their face.

Boo: Max was in her own private cell at Manticore because they hooked her up to some dream monitor thingy and realized she was insane. She was really in the phsych ward.

Two: Tounges are even more fun to collect than teeth!

SAR: Krit's face was on the screen for a couple of seconds. And that's all that matters.

Gill Girl: If the episode is rated tv PG and they go to a strip club, they will not actually strip.

MITM: To have genetically enhanced children, kill your first 2 kids and then your wife.

Brainiac: Chocolate does increase brain activity!

TBA: Don't deliver package's to people that you have tried to kill before.

Borrowed Time: And this was a sweeps episode?

Harbor Lights: There's nothing like getting slugged in the gut make the phrase, "the bitch is back," legitimate.

Love in Vein: In the future, people will be very intolerant of people who have a cleft lip and some hair on there face.

Fugeddaboudit: Always make bets according to information you got off of a T-shirt.

Exposure: That escape wouldn't have worked so well with her last telekinetic nemisis... Alex Mack.

Hello, Goodbye: Alec needs to listen to Max more. She always was good at escape and evade.

Dawg Day Afternoon: Ames is a butthead. Well, what more do you expect me to say?

Kiah answers a question!

Last season the news network was KPJK, now it is KIPH. What ever happened to KPJK?
The Pajamas network, as I like to call it, went under after playing reruns of the news. (ref. "Brainiac")

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